If you couldn’t help but laugh when watching the movie, these Dumb and Dumber quotes will take you right back to watching it.
Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels star in the American comedy movie Dumb and Dumber.
It’s a movie that follows Harry and Lloyd, best friends that aren’t the sharpest tools in the shed.
Lloyd, a limo driver, falls for a woman he drives to the airport.
When she leaves her briefcase at the airport, he and Harry drive across the country to bring it back to her.
The only problem is that it was a random drop that puts a target on their backs, which makes for a hilarious storyline.
Dumb and Dumber was directed by Peter Farrelly who co-wrote the screenplay with Bobby Farrelly and Bennett Yellin.
The film was released on December 16, 1994, and received positive reviews from critics.
It was a commercial success, grossing over $247 million worldwide.
Regarded as one of the best comedies of the 1990s, Dumb and Dumber spawned an animated TV series, a 2003 prequel, and a 2014 sequel.
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Funny Dumb and Dumber quotes
1. “Austria. Well then. G’day, mate! Let’s put another shrimp on the barbie!” – Lloyd
![“Austria. Well then. G’day, mate! Let’s put another shrimp on the barbie!” - Lloyd Dumb and Dumber quotes about austria](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/Dumb-and-Dumber-Quotes-For-Fans-of-the-Movie.png)
2. “You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?” – Harry
![“You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?” - Harry short Dumb and Dumber quotes from harry](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/memorable-Dumb-and-Dumber-quotes.png)
3. “If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she’ll invite us right in for tea and strumpets.” – Lloyd
!["If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets." - Lloyd Dumb and Dumber quotes about mary](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/memorable-Dumb-and-Dumber-quotes-and-lines.png)
4. “I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.” – Harry
![“I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.” - Harry Dumb and Dumber quotes about Rocky Mountains](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/memorable-Dumb-and-Dumber-quotes-and-sayings.png)
5. “That’s as good as money, sir. Those are I.O.U.s.” – Lloyd
![“That’s as good as money, sir. Those are I.O.U.s.” - Lloyd Dumb and Dumber quotes about money](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/hilarious-Dumb-and-Dumber-quotes.png)
6. “It’s a cardigan but thanks for noticing.” – Harry
![“It's a cardigan but thanks for noticing.” - Harry Dumb and Dumber quotes about cardigans](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/Funny-Dumb-and-Dumber-quotes-and-sayings.png)
7. “We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets’ heads are falling off!” – Lloyd
![“We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets' heads are falling off!” - Lloyd Dumb and Dumber quotes from loyd](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/Dumb-and-Dumber-quotes.png)
8. “Nice set of hooters you got there!” – Harry
![“Nice set of hooters you got there!” - Harry Dumb and Dumber quotes about hooters](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/Dumb-and-Dumber-quotes-and-sayings.png)
9. “Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?” – Lloyd
![“Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?” - Lloyd funny Dumb and Dumber quotes from loyd](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/Dumb-and-Dumber-quotes-and-lines.png)
10. “According to the map, we’ve only gone 4 inches.” – Harry
![Dumb and Dumber quotes and lines](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/hilarious-Dumb-and-Dumber-Quotes-and-sayings-For-Fans-of-the-Movie.png)
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Dumb & Dumber Quotes by Lloyd
11. “I’ll bet you twenty bucks I can get you gambling before the end of the day.” – Lloyd
![“I'll bet you twenty bucks I can get you gambling before the end of the day.” - Lloyd Dumb and Dumber quotes about gambling](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/hilarious-Dumb-and-Dumber-Quotes-and-lines-For-Fans-of-the-Movie.png)
12. “Did you pay the Gas-man?” – Lloyd
![“Did you pay the Gas-man?” - Lloyd short Dumb and Dumber quotes](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/Funny-Dumb-and-Dumber-quotes.png)
13. “So you’re telling me there’s a chance!” – Lloyd
![“So you’re telling me there’s a chance!” - Lloyd memorable Dumb and Dumber quotes](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/Funny-Dumb-and-Dumber-quotes-and-lines.png)
14. “Oh yeah. They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, you know?” – Lloyd
![“Oh yeah. They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, you know?” - Lloyd Dumb and Dumber quotes about accidents](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/funny-Dumb-and-Dumber-Quotes-For-Fans-of-the-Movie.png)
15. “That John Denver’s full of sh*t, man.” – Lloyd
![“That John Denver’s full of sh*t, man.” - Lloyd Dumb and Dumber quotes about john denver](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/funny-Dumb-and-Dumber-Quotes-and-sayings-For-Fans-of-the-Movie.png)
16. “It’s ok – I’m a limo driver!” – Lloyd
![“It's ok - I'm a limo driver!” - Lloyd short Dumb and Dumber quotes and lines](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/funny-Dumb-and-Dumber-Quotes-and-lines-For-Fans-of-the-Movie.png)
17. “I’m going to hang by the bar. Put out the vibe.” – Lloyd
![“I’m going to hang by the bar. Put out the vibe.” - Lloyd short Dumb and Dumber quotes and sayings](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/hilarious-Dumb-and-Dumber-Quotes-For-Fans-of-the-Movie.png)
18. “Life is a fragile thing, Har. One minute you’re chewin’ on a burger, the next minute you’re dead meat.” – Lloyd
![“Life is a fragile thing, Har. One minute you're chewin' on a burger, the next minute you're dead meat.” - Lloyd Dumb and Dumber quotes about life](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/Dumb-and-Dumber-Quotes-and-lines-For-Fans-of-the-Movie.png)
Dumb & Dumber Quotes by Harry
19. “Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself.” – Harry
![“Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself.” - Harry Dumb and Dumber quotes that will make your day](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/famous-Dumb-and-Dumber-Quotes-For-Fans-of-the-Movie.png)
20. “Kiss it! You kiss mine! Both cheeks, both lips! Right here! Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah!” – Harry
![“Kiss it! You kiss mine! Both cheeks, both lips! Right here! Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah!” - Harry Dumb and Dumber quotes about kissing](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/famous-Dumb-and-Dumber-Quotes-and-lines-For-Fans-of-the-Movie.png)
21. “Oh look, frost!” – Harry
![“Oh look, frost!” - Harry short memorable Dumb and Dumber quotes](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/famous-Dumb-and-Dumber-Quotes-and-sayings-For-Fans-of-the-Movie.png)
22. “I don’t get it, Lloyd. She told me ten o’ clock, sharp! Are you sure you went to the right bar?” – Harry
![“I don't get it, Lloyd. She told me ten o' clock, sharp! Are you sure you went to the right bar?” - Harry Dumb and Dumber quotes about loyd](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/Dumb-and-Dumber-Quotes-and-sayings-For-Fans-of-the-Movie.png)
23. “You can’t triple stamp a double stamp!” – Harry
![“You can’t triple stamp a double stamp!” - Harry Dumb and Dumber quotes that will make you laugh](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/memorable-Dumb-and-Dumber-Quotes-For-Fans-of-the-Movie.png)
24. “Yesterday was one of the greatest days of my life. Mary and I went skiing, we made a snowman, she touched my leg…” – Harry
![“Yesterday was one of the greatest days of my life. Mary and I went skiing, we made a snowman, she touched my leg…” - Harry Dumb and Dumber quotes on life](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/memorable-Dumb-and-Dumber-Quotes-and-sayings-For-Fans-of-the-Movie.png)
25. “What if he shot me in the face?” – Harry
![“What if he shot me in the face?” - Harry Dumb and Dumber quotes by harry](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/memorable-Dumb-and-Dumber-Quotes-and-lines-For-Fans-of-the-Movie.png)
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Which of these Dumb and Dumber quotes is your favorite?
It’s hard to pick a favorite quote from a movie full of hilariously stupid lines.
It’s a great movie to watch when you need something to make you laugh and you don’t want to have to think about it.
If you’ve never watched the movie before, these quotes may sound ridiculous.
And that’s why you need to watch the movie to hear them delivered by the characters.
But don’t confuse Dumb & Dumber with the prequel that came out years later, Dumb & Dumberer.
This movie is a completely different cast and storyline.
Make sure you watch the first movie if you want to enjoy these quotes.
Which of these Dumb and Dumber quotes and lines is your favorite?
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