These funny sister quotes contain all the true antics of having a sister, from fights to unconditional love.

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Sisters can be everything for us, from our superheroes to supermodels and comedians.

There’s nothing truer than love for your sister, whether older or younger.

The funny sister quotes listed below show us that family is about being there for your siblings no matter what.

These quotes will help you:

• Find the perfect words to express how you feel for your sister
• Write a heartfelt message in a card or gift
• Caption pictures of you and your sister

The relationship between sisters can be complicated, but it can also be a gift we didn’t ask for!

It’s about being best friends, even when we’re annoyed.

It’s about going through everything with each other and still coming back to each other for a good laugh at the end of the day.

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Funny Sister Quotes About Sibling Relationships

1. “Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five.” – Pam Brown

2. “More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you’ve been bad and good.” – Linda Sunshine

3. “We may look old and wise to the outside world. But to each other, we are still in junior school.” – Charlotte Gray

4. “We shared a room, you stole my toys, and then my clothes, but best friends we became.” – Catherine Pulsifer

5. “Never let an angry sister comb your hair.” – Patricia McCann

6. “A sister will always notice her sister’s first gray hairs with glee.” – Allison M Lee

7. “Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.” – Charles M Schultz

8. “A sister is a dearest friend, a closest enemy, and an angel at the time of need.” – Debasish Mridha

9. “She could always talk me into anything. My sister made me a little starstruck.” – Stacie Ramey

10. “Only a sister, an alternative self, could inspire such a sordid mix of disgust and envy.” – Namwali Serpell

11. “As a younger brother, you look up to your sister.” – John F. Kennedy, Jr.

12. “My first job is big sister and I take that very seriously.” – Venus Williams

13. “Your sister’s advice (solicited or unsolicited), carries weight.” – Lorraine Bodger

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Funny Sister Quotes About How Great Sisters Are

14. “You can kid the world, but not your sister.” – Charlotte Gray

15. “The mildest, drowsiest sister has been known to turn tiger if her sibling is in trouble.” – Clara Ortega

16. “The best thing about having a sister was that I always had a friend.” – Cali Rae Turner

17. “Of two sisters one is always the watcher, one the dancer.” – Louise Glück

18. “Parents die, daughters grow up and marry out, but sisters are for life.” — Lisa See

19. “Sisters make the best friends in the world.” — Marilyn Monroe

20. “A sister is both your mirror—and your opposite.” – Elizabeth Fishel

21. “A Sister is a cure for swollen heads and ego trips.” – Pam Brown

22. “I would like more sisters, that the taking out of one, might not leave such stillness…” — Emily Dickinson

23. “As I grew up, one of my strongest allies has been my sister.” – Patti Smith

24. “Little sisters can be a pain, but the big sister heroine worship can’t be beat.” – Allison M Lee

25. “A sister is a little bit of childhood that can never be lost.” – Marion Garretty

26. “Sisters will always love you tomorrow no matter what you do today.” — Marinela Reka

27. “Sisters are like fat thighs… they stick together.” – Unknown

28. “I smile because you’re my sister. I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it.” – Unknown

29. “My sister has an awesome sister, true story.” – Unknown

30. “We are sisters. If I am mad at someone, you are mad at them, too. End of story.” – Unknown

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Funny Sister Quotes About Love for Sisters

31. “You and I are sisters. Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up… as soon as I finish laughing.” – Unknown

32. “Back off, I have a sister and I’m not afraid to use her!” – Unknown

33. “If you don’t understand how a woman could both love her sister and want to wring her neck at the same time then you were probably an only child.” – Unknown

34. “Sister and friend: two words that mean the same thing.” – Unknown

35. “When sisters stand shoulder to shoulder, who stands a chance against us?” – Pam Brown

36. “Our kids have learned from the experience of brothers and sisters that they can’t always be first.” – Melissa Dayton

37. “When I say I won’t tell anyone, my sister doesn’t count.” – Unknown

38. “Sister to sister we will always be, a couple of nuts off the family tree.” – Unknown

39. “It’s hard to be responsible, adult, and sensible all the time. How good it is to have a sister whose heart is as young as your own.” – Pam Brown

40. “Sister: a person who’s been where you’ve been; someone you can call when things aren’t going right; is more than just family; a sister is a forever friend.” – Unknown

41. “Best friends? Nah, she’s my sister.” – Unknown

42. “Yes, I do have the best sister in the world. It’s just that she’s crazy and she scares me a little bit.” – Unknown

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43. “You keep your past by having sisters. As you get older they’re the only ones who don’t get bored if you talk about your memories.” – Deborah Moggach

44. “Behind every little sister there’s a big sister standing behind her holding a bat saying, ‘You wanna say that again?’” – Unknown

45. “If you mess with the big sister, there is always a younger, crazier sister behind her… that’s who you don’t want to mess with!” – Unknown

46. “In the cookies of life, sisters are the chocolate chips.” – Unknown

47. “I finally moved out of my parents’ house. It was only fair to let my sister have her own room.” – Kate Winslet

48. “Having a sister is like having a best friend you can’t get rid of. You know whatever you do, they’ll still be there.” – Amy Li

49. “I can’t remember if I am the good sister or the evil sister.” – Unknown

50. “Sis, I look at you and see your wrinkles, I wonder when they happened. It is as if they just appeared overnight. You can’t be getting older than me, can you?” – Catherine Pulsifer

51. “She’s my sister, my best friend, my soul mate, and the best part of me.” – Unknown

52. “Eleanor Roosevelt once said, ‘Women are like teabags. We don’t know our true strength until we are in hot water!’ Well, my dear sister, no wonder we are looking like an old teabag, we have been in lots of hot water together!” – Catherine Pulsifer

53. “Sisters are for sharing laughter and wiping tears.” – Unknown

54. “The greatest gift our parents ever gave us was each other.” – Unknown

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55. “Sisters function as safety nets in a chaotic world simply by being there for each other.” – Carol Saline

56. “What are sisters for if not to point out the things the rest of the world is too polite to mention.” – Claire Cook

57. “The middle sister is really just a big sister and a little sister in one.” – Unknown

58. “Middle sister: victim of our older sibling, tormentor of our younger sibling, and somehow, peacekeeper between the both of them.” – Unknown

59. “Nobody fights you like your own sister; nobody else knows the most vulnerable parts of you and will aim for them without mercy.” – Jojo Moyes

60. “Sisters are different flowers from the same garden.” – Anonymous

61. “The best gift by god after your parents in this world is your sister.” – Sacheenrjain

62. “I know my sister like I know my own mind, you will never find anyone as trusting or as kind.” – Lin-Manuel Miranda

63. “Sisters are supposed to be people you’re close to, aren’t they. You may not like them much, but you’re still close to them.” – Kazuo Ishiguro

64. “Being sisters means you always have backup.” – Unknown  

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65. “Sister is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once the sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship.” – Margaret Mead

66. “The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.” – Oscar Wilde

67. “It was nice growing up with someone like you – someone to lean on, someone to count on… someone to tell on!” – Anonymous

68. “Hey my lovely sister, I miss you like an idiot misses the point.” – Unknown

69. “There is no problem that sisters cannot confront, combat, plot against, ignore, make fun of, drown in chocolate sauce, or run over with the car.” – Unknown

70. “A sister will let you know when the outfit you’re trying on really doesn’t look fabulous.” – Unknown  

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71. “If sisters were free to express how they really feel, parents would hear this: “Give me all the attention and all the toys and send Rebecca to live with Grandma.” – Linda Sunshine

72. “Sisters annoy, interfere, criticize. Indulge in monumental sulks, in huffs, in snide remarks. Borrow. Break. Monopolize the bathroom. Are always underfoot. But if catastrophe should strike, sisters are there. Defending you against all comers.” – Pam Brown

73. “If your sister is in a tearing hurry to go out and cannot catch your eye, she’s wearing your best sweater.” – Pam Brown

74. “That feeling when you’re so excited to see your sister…and you realize she’s wearing your clothes.” – Unknown

75. “Sis, you are my best friend…that I can never get rid of.” – Unknown

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Funny sister quotes that will make you appreciate each other

76. “Sisters: the ones you can get mad at only for a short period because you have important stuff to tell them.” – Unknown

77. “The old saying: Families are like fudge, mostly sweet with a few nuts. My sister you are the sweet one.” – Unknown

78. “Acquaintances were always on their best behavior, but sisters loved each other enough to say anything.” — Lauren Weisberger

79. “A sister can be seen as someone who is both ourselves and very much not ourselves—a special kind of double.” —Toni Morrison

80. “I’m the big sister. I want to make sure she has everything, even if I don’t have anything. It’s hard. I love her too much. That’s what counts.” — Venus Williams

81. “As you’re growing up and you’re close, you can’t trust anyone the way you trust your sister, but also they have the power to wound you in ways no one else really does.” — Ally Condie

82. “When my sister, Joan, arrived I asked if I could swap her for a rabbit. When I think what a marvelous friend she’s been, I’m so glad my parents didn’t take me at my word.” — Maeve Binchy

83. “We’ll always fight, but we’ll always make up as well. That’s what sisters do: we argue, we point out each other’s frailties, mistakes, and bad judgment, we flash the insecurities we’ve had since childhood, and then we come back together. Until the next time.” — Lisa See

84. “Sister. She is your mirror, shining back at you with a world of possibilities. She is your witness, who sees you at your worst and best, and loves you anyway. She is your partner in crime, your midnight companion, someone who knows when you are smiling, even in the dark. She is your teacher, your defense attorney, your personal press agent, even your shrink. Some days, she’s the reason you wish you were an only child.” — Barbara Alpert

85. “I grew up believing my sister was from the planet Neptune and had been sent down to Earth to kill me. I believed this because my sister Emily convinced me of it when I was a toddler…There’s a part of me that still believes it. I have moments when I think, ‘Hmm, could that be true?’ Occasionally I ask my sister about it and she responds by pulling an alien face, which only confuses matters.” — Zooey Deschanel

Funny sister quotes that make you happy you’re family

86. “Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.” – Sam Levenson

87. “Sisters don’t need words. They have perfected their own secret language of smiles, sniffs, sighs, gasps, winks, and eyerolls.” – Unknown

88. “A toast once heard: “To my big sister, who never found her second Easter egg until I’d found my first.” – Robert Brault

89. “There’s a lot of baggage that comes with us. But it’s like Louis Vuitton baggage—you always want it.” – Kim Kardashian

90. “At this point, none of us are sure why we fight. We’re sisters. We need no good reason to fight, even though we have plenty of them.” – Ken Wheaton

91. “Sisterly love is, of all sentiments, the most abstract. Nature does not grant it any functions.” — Ugo Betti

92. “Sometimes I feel old but then I remember my sister is older.”  –Author Unknown

93. “Older sister: I make the rules. Middle sister: I’m the reason we have rules. Little sister: ules don’t apply to me.” – Unknown

94. “If you trip and fall in life, I will be there to help you up – after I quit laughing.” – Unknown

95. “No matter how hard you try, sisters are the friends you can never get rid of.” – Unknown

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96. “Lost time is like a run in a stocking. It always gets worse.” Keep those pantyhose free of runs, use your time wisely Sis!” — Anne Morrow Lindbergh

97. “We hang out, we help one another, we tell one another our worst fears and biggest secrets, and then just like real sisters, we listen and don’t judge.” — Adriana Trigiani

98. “Do you forget that I am your sister?” “No; I’ve never been granted the opportunity to forget it.” — Georgette Heyer

99. “Sisters are blessed with an extra sense that whispers when the other needs them.” – Unknown

100. “But most are like my sister and me…linked by volatile love, best friends who make other best friends ever so slightly less best.” — Patricia Volk

101. “All you need is love… and a sister.” – Unknown

102. “Sisters don’t need words.  They have perfected a language of snarls and smiles and frowns and winks – expressions of shocked surprise and incredulity and disbelief.  Sniffs and snorts and gasps and sighs – that can undermine any tale you’re telling.” — Pam Brown

103. “Whatever you do they will love you; even if they don’t love you they are connected to you till you die. You can be boring and tedious with -sisters, whereas you have to put on a good face with friends.” — Deborah Moggach

104. “Don’t try to love me because you want to be anti-Beyoncé. I am all for Beyoncé.” — Solange Knowles

105. “If you have a sister and she dies, do you stop saying you have one? Or are you always a sister, even when the other half of the equation is gone?” — Jodi Picoult

 Heartwarming and funny sister quotes

106. “When I was a little kid, my sisters would hold me down and tickle me until I peed my pants.” –Ronda Rousey

107. “Is solace anywhere more comforting than that in the arms of a sister?” – Alice Walker

108. “For there is no friend like a sister in calm or stormy weather; To cheer one on the tedious way, to fetch one if one goes astray, to lift one if one totters down, to strengthen whilst one stands.” –Christina Rossetti

109. “When I think of the funny, goofy and ridiculous things we did as kids, I wonder how we turned out so well. Perhaps age has truly matured us, then, maybe not.” – Kate Summers

110. “If you don’t annoy your big sister for no good reason from time to time, she thinks you don’t love her anymore.” – Pearl Cleage

111. “Your sister knows which hot buttons to push to get you going, but she also knows how to be a support and encouragement when you go through difficult times.” – Byron Pulsifer

112. “I’m super-sensitive when it comes to my sister. I’ve been known to snap off a little bit behind her.” – Solange Knowles

113. “A sister is like yourself in a different movie, a movie that stars you in a different life.” – Deborah Tannen

114. “Got your mama and sister dabbing.” – Quavo

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115. “Sisters share the scent and smells — the feel of a common childhood.” — Pam Brown

116. “A woman without a sister is like a bird without wings.” – Unknown

117. “If you have nothing in life but a loving sister, you are rich.” – Unknown

118. “Sister is our first friend and second mother.” – Sunny Gupta

119. “Sisters are splendid and incredible siblings who tower out life with exuberance and responsiveness at all times.” – JD Ghai

120. “Sweet is the voice of a sister in the season of sorrow.” – Benjamin Disraeli

121. “You are blood. You are sisters. No man can break that bond.” – Kim Boykin

122. “Sisters share a bond unlike any other – thornier, but also tender, full of possibility.”― Joy McCullough

123. “A sister is a gift to the heart, a friend to the spirit, a golden thread to the meaning of life.” – Isadora James

124. “There can be no situation in life in which the conversation of my dear sister will not administer some comfort to me.” – Mary Wortley Montagu

Funny Sister Quotes That Everyone with a Sister Can Relate to

125. “My sister taught me everything I really need to know, and she was only in sixth grade at the time.” — Linda Sunshine

126. “My sister and I are so close that we finish each other’s sentences and often wonder who’s memories belong to whom.” — Shannon Celebi

127. “That’s the best thing about little sisters. They spend so much time wishing they were elder sisters that in the end they’re far wiser than the elder ones could ever be.” — Gemma Burgess

128. “Sisters. Because we all need someone who will defend us behind our back and then call us on our shit to our face.” — Brooke Hampton

129. “An older sister is a friend and defender – a listener, conspirator, a counselor and a sharer of delights. And sorrows too.” — Pam Brown

130. “I am here to catch you anytime you fall, dear sister. Of course, only after I stop laughing.” – Unknown

131. “My sister is a mess. I love her to death, but she is a mess.” — RJ Mitte

132. “As anybody with two older sisters can tell you, a closed door is like a red rag to a bull. It cannot go unchallenged.” — Alan Bradley

133. “When sisters stand shoulder to shoulder, who stands a chance against us”’ — Pam Brown

134. “She is your partner in crime, your midnight companion, someone who knows when you are smiling even in the dark.”— Barbara Alpert

Short Funny Sister Quotes About Their Relationship

135. “I could never love anyone as I love my sisters.” — Amy

136. “A sibling is the lens through which you see your childhood.” — Ann Hood

137. “What’s the good of news if you haven’t a sister to share it?” — James DeVries

138. “A sister is both your mirror and your opposite.” — Elizabeth Fishel

139. “A sister smiles when one tells one’s stories – for she knows where the decoration has been added.” — Chris Montaigne

140.“We acquire friends and enemies, but our sisters come with the territory.” — Evelyn Loeb

141. “Help one another is part of the religion of sisterhood.” — Louisa May Alcott.

142.“There’s nobody in the world that knows me better than my sister.” — Tia Mowry

143. “A ministering angel shall my sister be.” — William Shakespeare

144. “Sisters touch your heart in ways no other could. Sisters share…their hopes, their fears, their Love, everything they have. Real friendship springs from their special bonds.” — Carrie Bagwell.

Funny Sister Quotes That Best Define Their Union

145. “One’s sister is part of one’s essential self, an eternal presence of one’s’ heart, soul and memory.” — Susan Cabil

146. “Unconditional love: the definition of sister.” — Alicia Cook

147. “A sister is a friend you don’t have to avoid the truth with.” — Michelle Malm

148. “A woman without her sister is like a bird without her wings.” — Moosa Rahat

149. “Because angels are sometimes busy elsewhere, God created sisters like you.” — Sal Williams

150. “Bless you, my darling, and remember you are always in the heart—oh tucked so close there is no chance of escape—of your sister.” — Katherine Mansfield

151. “Look inside any sister relationship and you’ll find a wealth of interesting stories.” — Colleen Sell

152. “Sisterhood is powerful.” — Robin Morgan

153. “To have a loving relationship with a sister is not simply to have a buddy or a confidant…it is to have a soul mate for life.” — Victoria Secunda

154. “I’ve known every love possible, but as the years stretched out, the love I longed for the most is the one I shared with my sister.” — Josephine Angelini

Funny Sister Quotes That All Sisters Can Relate To

155. “A sister is often a mentor, a guide, and a best friend especially at a time of need.” ― Debasish Mridha

156. “One of the best things about being an adult is the realization that you can share with your sister and still have plenty for yourself.” ― Betsy Cohen

157. “You’re not my best friend. You’re my sister, and that’s more.” ― Jenny Han

158. “She is the mother I never had, she is the sister everybody would want. She is the friend that everybody deserves. I don’t know a better person.” ― Oprah Winfrey

159. “So distant but so close. So different but so similar. That’s why I love my sister.” ― Maxime Lagace

160. “Sisters and brothers are the truest, purest forms of love, family, and friendship, knowing when to hold you and when to challenge you, but always being a part of you.” ― Carol Ann Albright Eastman

161. “My sisters and my mom, those people help me get through every single day.” ― Demi Lovato

162. “Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.” ― Charles M. Schulz

163. “A sister is someone who owns part of what you own: a house, perhaps, or a less tangible legacy, like memories of your childhood and the experience of your family.” ― Deborah Tannen

164. “My sister ‘was the light of my life’.” ― Solomon Thomas

Funny Sister Quotes That Will Make You Miss Your Sister(s)

165. “But the love of sisters needs no words. It does not depend on memories, or mementos, or proof. It runs as deep as a heartbeat. It is as ever-present as a pulse.” — Lisa Wingate

166. “My sister…is the person who keeps me in line, whether I like it or not. I trust her and also have a good, healthy fear of her.” — Katy Perry

167. “Your sister knows everything to say to piss you off. But sisters tend to be each other’s biggest champion and also their hardest critics.” — Erin Foster

168. “Lord help the mister who comes between me and my sister, and lord help the sister who comes between me and my man.” — Irving Berlin

169. “I love my sister more than anything in this life/I will choose her happiness over mine every time.” — Hamilton

170. “Four sisters, parted for an hour/None lost, one only gone before/Made by love’s immortal power/Nearest and dearest evermore.” — Louisa May Alcott

171. “There is no place for secrets in sisterhood.” — Erin Forbes

172. My first beauty moment was when I was probably four years old. My sister and I snuck into my mom’s room and got into her makeup. We put on blush and lipstick and eyeshadow. I will always remember that day.” — Stella Maxwell

173. “My sister was the one person who told me not to change, that my skin was beautiful. She really helped me feel good about myself.” — Khoudia Diop

174. “Don’t talk about my sister; don’t play with me about my sister. If you do, you’ll see another side of me.” — Beyoncé

Funny Sister Quotes To Share With Your Beloved Sisters

175. “How do people make it through life without a sister?” ― Sara Corpening

176. “Sister you were the one I always told on, now you’re the friend I always lean on. I count my blessings everyday for you.” ― Catherine Pulsifer

177. “Your sister is a jewel, a priceless, one-of-a-kind gem who makes living precious for many people, including you.” ― Dave Pipitone

178. “Sister. You are not only a strong woman, you are the strongest tie to the best years of my life.” ― Melanie J. Pellowski

179. “She is my sounding board, my confidante, my keeper of secrets – and my best friend.” ― Kathleen O’Keefe

180. “You know full well as I do the value of sisters’ affections; there is nothing like it in this world.” ― Charlotte Brontë

181. “Words that describe you: my wise sister, my confidant, and my best friend.” ― Catherine Pulsifer

182. “I’m thankful for my sisters, who are my dearest friends, and my friends who are like dear sisters.” ― Marilynne Todd Linford

183. “Appreciation is a word that describes how I feel for my sister being a part of my life.” ― Kate Summers

184. “When I was discouraged, my sister encouraged. When I had doubt my sister would shout, you can do it, do not quit.” ― Catherine Pulsifer

Funny Sister Quotes That Reflect Your Strong Bond

185. “Having an elder sister is like a diamond in the darkest room.” — Pratiksha Prajapati

186. “If you have a brother or sister, tell them you love them daily – that’s the most beautiful thing. I told my sister how much I loved her every day. That’s the only reason I’m OK right now.” — Amaury Nolasco

187. “Never praise a sister to a sister in the hope of your compliments reaching the proper ears.” — Rudyard Kipling

188. “Boys seemed incredibly tedious and dim compared to my sisters, who were always a rush of energy and excitement, buzzing over all the books, records, jokes, rumors and ideas we were discovering together.” — Rob Sheffield

189. “The only person I lie to is my little sister, when I steal her clothes.”

— Kendall Jenner

190. “Sisters examine each other so they can have a map for how they should behave.” — Michael D. Kahn

191. “I see my sisters as one of the few constants in my life.”— Jane Isay

192. “If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out.” — George Brett

193. “It is strange how sisters can be saviors or strangers and sometimes a bit of both.”— Amanda Lovelace

194. “You’re a big sister?’ I was shocked. She seemed so good-natured and compassionate.” — Natalie Standiford

What’s so special about having a sister in your life?

Having a sister is one of the most important relationships in your life.

These funny sister quotes capture all the love, happiness, and laughter that comes with having one.

When you have a sister, you’re always guaranteed to have someone by your side, no matter what life throws your way.

Sisters are your best defense, they’re your best friends, and they’re there for the best memories.

You will share the most memorable laughs with your sister, and the sweetest sad moments.

The truth is, having a sister is having a built-in partner for life, from the good moments to the bad.

And they’re always there to make you laugh.

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